Recovered Log 02-72839978-1322
Oh most wondrous of inventions! Plated copper, stretched upon the backs of tortoises. The illustrious concave dome of which cradles the liquid of savourity, bent into shape with the aide and haste of morning Tildewes.
How I long for a hardy collequetion, to sate my hungers twicefold. Nay, THRICEFOLD! Even more exotic, apparati constructed of stone, oh so smooth upon the skin, and tolerant of heat and chill.
Ifn't you know, these softspoken tools are mayhaps, the best impliment for consuming liquidated foodstuffs! While their method of construction is quite involved, it would be most wise to yourself come upon some.